Hindi Shayari: Joke

Joke

<a data-rapid_p="7" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BeautifulShayari/" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449574425207_11413" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Touch Your Heart, Beautiful Shayari is Natural Shayari, Full Enjoy Only on @ Beautiful Shayari Group"><img alt="Beautiful Shayari, Shayari, Beautiful Shayari, Sad Shayari, Love Shayari, Dard Shayari, Pyar Shayari, Mohabbat Shayari, Kinds of Shayari, Nazm, Gazal, Shayari, Poem, Awesome Shayari, Couple Shayari, Wedding Shayari, Hindi Shayari, English Shayari, Dil Ki Baat Shayari Ke Sath, Indian Shayari, Mehndi Shayari, Awesome Shayari, Golden Collection of Shayari, Origional Writers Shayari, Hindi Sad Shayari, Tanhai Shayari, Judai Shayari, Bewafai Shayari, Toote Dil Ki Shayari, Broken Heart Shayari, Udaas Shayari, Dard Bhari Shayari, Sad Shayari In Hindi, Shayari in Text, Loneliness Shayari, 2 Lines Shayari, Hindi Shayari Collection, Heart Touching Shayari, Broken Heart Shayari, General Shayari, Judai Shayari, Dil ki baat shayari ke sath, shayari sacche zajbaat, gazal, nazm, poem" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449574425207_11420" src="https://ec.yimg.com/ec?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.a.cnn.net%2Fcnn%2Fvideo%2Fus%2F2005%2F11%2F25%2Ffight.story.affl.jpg&t=1449577040&sig=x.TohB5fKKnWdR1a77bBCQ--%7EC" title="Beautiful Shayari, Shayari, Beautiful Shayari, Sad Shayari, Love Shayari, Dard Shayari, Pyar Shayari, Mohabbat Shayari, Kinds of Shayari, Nazm, Gazal, Shayari, Poem, Awesome Shayari, Couple Shayari, Wedding Shayari, Hindi Shayari, English Shayari, Dil Ki Baat Shayari Ke Sath, Indian Shayari, Mehndi Shayari, Awesome Shayari, Golden Collection of Shayari, Origional Writers Shayari, Hindi Sad Shayari, Tanhai Shayari, Judai Shayari, Bewafai Shayari, Toote Dil Ki Shayari, Broken Heart Shayari, Udaas Shayari, Dard Bhari Shayari, Sad Shayari In Hindi, Shayari in Text, Loneliness Shayari, 2 Lines Shayari, Hindi Shayari Collection, Heart Touching Shayari, Broken Heart Shayari, General Shayari, Judai Shayari, Dil ki baat shayari ke sath, shayari sacche zajbaat, gazal, nazm, poem" /></a> <a data-rapid_p="7" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BeautifulShayari/" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449574425207_11413" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Touch Your Heart, Beautiful Shayari is Natural Shayari, Full Enjoy Only on @ Beautiful Shayari Group">1 LADY Apne Boy Friend ke Saath Ghoom rahi thi. Itne mein Uska Husbnd Aa gya or uske BF Ko Peetne laga ! Lady:- Maar Sale Ko! Apni BIVI Gumata nahi, Dusre Ki BIVI Ko Gumane le aata hai, Itne me BF ko josh aya or wo husband ko marne laga. Lady:- Mar sale ko! na khud gumane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko gumane deta hai ! Collected By : ! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !</a><a data-rapid_p="7" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BeautifulShayari/" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449574425207_11413" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Touch Your Heart, Beautiful Shayari is Natural Shayari, Full Enjoy Only on @ Beautiful Shayari Group"> </a>

Joke

1 LADY Apne Boy Friend ke Saath Ghoom rahi thi. Itne mein Uska Husbnd Aa gya or uske BF Ko Peetne laga ! Lady:- Maar Sale Ko! Apni BIVI Gum...

Shayari ka kamal

<div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1314"><a data-rapid_p="6" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BeautifulShayari/" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1315" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Touch Your Heart, Beautiful Shayari is Natural Shayari, Full Enjoy Only on @ Beautiful Shayari Group"> its a repeat but i enjoyed .....<img src="http://mail.yimg.com/nq/mc/1_0_0/mesg/tsmileys2/30.gif" /></a></div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1320"> </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1321">Mushayara chal raha tha aur shayar jhum jhum ke ga raha tha..</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1327"> </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1328">ZAMEEN BECH DUN ASMAAN BECH DUN,</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1329">MAIN TERE LIYE YE JAHAN BECH DUN..</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1330"> </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1333">Santa Singh se raha nahin gaya. Daudte hue dias pe pahunch gaye aur shayar ka gala pakad liya. Bole;</div><div> </div><div>YE SHAYARI HAI? Bakwas kar raha hai tu...</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1335"> </div><div>Shayar bahut naraaz hua. Bola "Agar ye shayari nahin hai to aap hi suna dijiyee kuch"</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1336"> </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1337">Santa Singh ne mike pakda aur farmaya...</div><div> </div><div>MAIN MAJ BECH DEWAAN, MAIN GAAN BECH DEWAAN,(I will see my buffalo and cow too)</div><div>TABELE DI SARI MAIN THAAN BECH DEWAAN. (I will sell the barnyard lanb also)</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1361"> </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1360">Shayar chillane laga...Abe vo shayari nahin thi aur ye shayari hai..?</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1359"> </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1358">Santa Singh ne jawaab diya;</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1449039538855_1357"> </div>Ye maj, gaan aur tabela sare mere hain...jo chahe karun. Vo zameen asman kya tere baap ka tha jo bech raha tha..?

Shayari ka kamal

its a repeat but i enjoyed ..... Mushayara chal raha tha aur shayar jhum jhum ke ga raha tha.. ZAMEEN BECH DUN ASMAAN BECH DUN, MAIN TE...

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Santa  :-  Woh Toh  Parlok Sidhhar Gayee!    Pita  :-  Ullu, Tune Mujhe Bataya Que Nahin? Santa :- Maine  Socha Aapko Surprise Dunga </div><div style="font-size: small;"> </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1720" style="font-size: small;"><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1718">Bunta :-  Praji Meri Dictionary Mein "IMPOSSIBLE" Word Nahi Hai..! Santa :  Ab Bolne Se Kya Faayda?  </div><div align="center">Jub Kharide Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na" </div><div> </div></div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1724" style="font-size: small;">Santa :-  Praji Tussi Aagle Se Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1721" style="font-size: small;">Banta :-  Cockroach</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1628" style="font-size: small;">Santa :- Cockroach  Kyu Bunta :-  Kyu Ke Meri Bibi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1722" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1732" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ko Apni Beti Ke Kamre Se Cigarette Ka Packet Mila.. Soochne Laga... Arre Yeh Cigrette Peeti Hai.. ? Phir Usse Whisky Ki Botal Milee..</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Socha...Arre Daru Bhi Peeti Hai ..?</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Cupboard Khola..To Ek Nanga Ladka Khada Tha.. Phir Soocha. ."Hai Whayee Guru..Toh Yeh Sab Is Munde Ka Hai� </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha Santa Ne Naya Sim Card Kharid Kar Usse SMS Kiya.. </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1632" style="font-size: small;">Likha.. Mene Woh Sim Band Kar Diya Hai, </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1636" style="font-size: small;">Ab Tu Toh Kya Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang Nahin Kar sakta</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1637" style="font-size: small;">               </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Oye Paaji, Apni Pregnant Wife Ko Itne Dard Mein Hospital Ki Jagah                    Pizza Hut Kyun Le Ja Raha Ho........ Santa :-  Kyun Key Pizza Hut Mein "Delivery Free" Hai.! </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1733" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1648" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ke Ghar Uske Sasural Wale Aaye, Jasmeet :- Aaji Jao Bahar Se Kuch Le Kar Aao. Santa  Bahar Gaya Aur Taxi Lekar Aa Gaya  </div><div style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Bunta :- Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye? Saanta: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda So Hi Jaye </div><div style="font-size: small;">                                         </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Ek Baar Exam Main Saawal Tha, "Challenge Kise Kehte Hain?" Bunta Ne Sare Panna Khali Chod Ker Aakhri Panne Per Likha.. "Apne Baap Ki Aulaad Hai To Paas Ker Ke Dekh." </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">                         </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1737" style="font-size: small;">Banta Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya .. Aadmi Ne Pucha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?...Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Bunta :- Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Train Kya Cheez Hai? </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1642" style="font-size: small;">Teacher :- Delhi Me  Kutub Minar Hai.Bunta Class Mein Soo Raha Tha..Teacher Ne Utha Liya.. Teacher :-  Maina Kya Kaha ?.  Bunta :-  Delhi Me Kutta Bimar Hai .. </div><div> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1740" style="color: #000099;">Santa :- Yaar Meri Biwi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai. Bunta :- Tujhe Kaise Pata? Santa :- Dopahar Ko Ghar Aaya To Woh Bathtub Mein Chaukidaar Ke Sath Naha Rahi Thi. </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1743" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">    Santa :- Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hee Nahin Aayee, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi.. Bunta :- Toh Exchange Kyun Nahin Kiya Santa:- Arrey Praji, Kisse Kehta...Neeche Ke Seat Pe Koi Bhi Nahin Tha.</div><div style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa  :-  Is Mirror Ki Kya Guarentee Hai. Dukandar :-  Aap Isse 100 Floor Se Niche Girao, </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1748" style="font-size: small;">Ye Mirror 99 Floor Tak Nahin Tutega Santa :-  Wah Bhai Wah !! Pack Kar Do..!.. Jasmeet :- Lo Light Chalee Gayee..Garmee Lag Rahee Hai.. Santa :- Light Chali Gayee Toh Kya, Pankha Chalu Kar Do.. Jasmeet :- Lo! Ki Na Vahi Sardaron Walee Baat...                 Agar Fan Chalu Kiya Toh Mombatti Bhuj Nahin Jayegee...                      </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Singh Ne Ek Kawa Paal Liya..</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Aab Soochne Laaga..Kya Naam Raakhe ? Kawa Bauhot Mulayam Tha.. To Sochne Ke Baad Usne Apne Kawve Ka Naam 'Microsoft'</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Mi-Crow-soft  Rakh Diya.</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div> <div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> Santa:- Oye Puttar..Gabra Mat. Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai  Beta :- Oye Papaji, Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai.. </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Ke Tu Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai.              </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Bibi Ko 500 Ka Note Deke Kaha, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Humne Yeh Kam Kabhi Free Mein Nahin Kia. BiBi Ne 200 Wapas Deke Kaha,  Humne Bhi Apno Se Kabhi Jyada Nahin Liya.</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1749" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Aur Jasmeet Ko Ladki Hui.. </div><div align="center">Jasmeet :-  Sunoji, Jab Yeh Badi Hogi Toh Ladke Usse Patayengey Santa :-  Oye, Koi Gal Nahin Jassi, Maine Is Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Liya Hai. Jasmeet :-  Kya Solution? Santa :-  Hum Iska Naam �Didi� Rakhengey Bunta Singh Puri Zindgi Sochta Raha, </div><div align="center">... Sochta Raha ... Sochta Raha ... Sochta Raha ... Aur Sochte Sochte Sow Gaya Ke Agar Meri Sister Ke 2 Bhai Hai To Mere Kyu Nahi.. Nasa Mein Santa Aur Bunta Ko Chand Pe Bheja Gaya, </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1750">Rocket Uda Magar Adhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya. ....Un Se Pucha Gaya To Bole...:- Aaj Amaswas Hai Chand To Nahi Hoga. Santa Jungle Mein Ghoom Raha Tha.. </div><div align="center">Pedh Par Ek Saap Latha Hua Dikhayee Diya..</div><div align="center">Paas Gaya Aur Bola..Iss Tehra Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badhtee.. Ghar Jao Aur Maa Se Kaho..'Complan Ya Ovaltine' Pilayee... </div><div align="center"> Bunta Aur Preeto Train Ke Liye Platform Par Khade The Itane Me ' PUNJAB MAIL'  Aayee, Bunta  Bhag Kar Train Par Chad Gaya... </div><div align="center">Aur Bibi Preeto Se Bola.. </div><div align="center">Jab ' PUNJAB FEMALE'  Aaye To Chad Jaana..! Santa :-  Parso Meri Biwi Khuwe Me Gir Gayee, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi.. Banta :-  Ab Kaisi Hai Wo..? Santa :-  Ab Theek Hi Hogi, Kal Se Khuwe Se Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.! Bunta Nalke Par Paani Pee Raha Tha..</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1754">Kuch Loog Jaama Ho Gaya... Bunta Bola:- Arrey Ab Kya Ek Sardar Chain Se Paani Bhi Naih Pi Sakta..</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1759">                 Ismein Bhi Joke Chahiye Tumhe...                  Jaan Loge Bechare Sardaron Ki..!</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1773" style="font-size: small;">                                                   (�`�.���) Always                                                     `�.�(�`�.���) Keep                                                    (�`�.���)�.�� Smiling!                                                        `�.�.��                                       </div><div align="center" dir="ltr" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1767" style="font-size: small;"><div align="left" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1766">                                     <img border="0" src="http:///" />  </div></div> <div> </div>-- <div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1765" style="text-align: center;"><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1781">Don't Blame People</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">For Disappointing You</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Blame Yourself For</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1760" style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Expecting Too Much From Them..!!</div></div> <a data-rapid_p="4" href="http://youthcabin.com/index.php?do=/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> </a><a data-rapid_p="5" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> </a><a data-rapid_p="6" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Good Morning - Subha Bakhair </a> <a data-rapid_p="7" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/good-morning-subha-bakhair_26.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/good-morning-subha-bakhair_26.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="8" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Hum Apne Ikhtiyaar Ki Had Se Guzar gaye </a> <a data-rapid_p="9" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/hum-apne-ikhtiyaar-ki-had-se-guzar-gaye.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/hum-apne-ikhtiyaar-ki-had-se-guzar-gaye.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="10" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Thought to remember </a> <a data-rapid_p="11" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/thought-to-remember.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/thought-to-remember.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="12" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Na tamannao ki barish hui </a> <a data-rapid_p="13" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/na-tamannao-ki-barish-hui.html" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1821" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/na-tamannao-ki-barish-hui.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="14" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Kaho Ab Kia Kahun TUM Se? </a> <a data-rapid_p="15" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/kaho-ab-kia-kahun-tum-se.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/kaho-ab-kia-kahun-tum-se.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="16" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Koi ghazal suna ker kya kerna </a> <a data-rapid_p="17" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/koi-ghazal-suna-ker-kya-kerna.html" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1785" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/koi-ghazal-suna-ker-kya-kerna.html </a>

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<div style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/BSG-Jokes/470455629762039" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="https://www.facebook.com/pages/BSG-Jokes/470455629762039" border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh18RKvr95lBByX4vQEZFPF0saA_28eJBw6d750JSLo5x6KNwSuOqr1OfxFu1hFkM0AGSYcMqQ5M7UXv3qgo7OwXKy4q4GNWFDwZPzHOajRoUeyrrle_O2Sj-syc_jfyy4QGZo5PBcDpb8i/s1600/BSG+Jokes.jpg" title="https://www.facebook.com/pages/BSG-Jokes/470455629762039" width="274" /></a></div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10077" style="font-size: small;">Santa Aur Bunta Bank Lootne Gaye, Par Pistol Bhool Gaye� Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10064" style="font-size: small;">Kyoo Ke.. Bank Manager Bhi Sardar Tha.... Bola  </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10068" style="font-size: small;">�Vishwas Hai Kal Tum Bandook Dikha Doge� Santa Ke Pita USA Se Laut Aaye. Pita :- Teri Maa  Kahan Hai? Santa  :-  Woh Toh  Parlok Sidhhar Gayee!    Pita  :-  Ullu, Tune Mujhe Bataya Que Nahin? Santa :- Maine  Socha Aapko Surprise Dunga </div><div style="font-size: small;"></div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10125" style="font-size: small;"> <div align="center">Bunta :-  Praji Meri Dictionary Mein "IMPOSSIBLE" Word Nahi Hai..! Santa :  Ab Bolne Se Kya Faayda?  </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10123">Jub Kharide Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na" </div><div></div></div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10083" style="font-size: small;">Santa :-  Praji Tussi Aagle Se Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Banta :-  Cockroach</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10129" style="font-size: small;">Santa :- Cockroach  Kyu Bunta :-  Kyu Ke Meri Bibi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai </div><div style="font-size: small;"></div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10088" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ko Apni Beti Ke Kamre Se Cigarette Ka Packet Mila.. Soochne Laga... Arre Yeh Cigrette Peeti Hai.. ? Phir Usse Whisky Ki Botal Milee..</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10090" style="font-size: small;">Socha...Arre Daru Bhi Peeti Hai ..?</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10089" style="font-size: small;">Cupboard Khola..To Ek Nanga Ladka Khada Tha.. Phir Soocha. ."Hai Whayee Guru..Toh Yeh Sab Is Munde Ka Hai� </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10091" style="font-size: small;"></div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha Santa Ne Naya Sim Card Kharid Kar Usse SMS Kiya.. </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Likha.. Mene Woh Sim Band Kar Diya Hai, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Ab Tu Toh Kya Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang Nahin Kar sakta</div><div style="font-size: small;">               </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10134" style="font-size: small;">Oye Paaji, Apni Pregnant Wife Ko Itne Dard Mein Hospital Ki Jagah                    Pizza Hut Kyun Le Ja Raha Ho........ Santa :-  Kyun Key Pizza Hut Mein "Delivery Free" Hai.! </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10140" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ke Ghar Uske Sasural Wale Aaye, Jasmeet :- Aaji Jao Bahar Se Kuch Le Kar Aao. Santa  Bahar Gaya Aur Taxi Lekar Aa Gaya  </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10141" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10142" style="font-size: small;">Bunta :- Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye? Saanta: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda So Hi Jaye </div><div style="font-size: small;">                                         </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Ek Baar Exam Main Saawal Tha, "Challenge Kise Kehte Hain?" Bunta Ne Sare Panna Khali Chod Ker Aakhri Panne Per Likha.. "Apne Baap Ki Aulaad Hai To Paas Ker Ke Dekh." </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">                         </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Banta Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya .. Aadmi Ne Pucha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?...Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Bunta :- Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Train Kya Cheez Hai? </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"></div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Teacher :- Delhi Me  Kutub Minar Hai.Bunta Class Mein Soo Raha Tha..Teacher Ne Utha Liya.. Teacher :-  Maina Kya Kaha ?.  Bunta :-  Delhi Me Kutta Bimar Hai .. </div> <div> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10147" style="color: #000099;">Santa :- Yaar Meri Biwi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai. Bunta :- Tujhe Kaise Pata? Santa :- Dopahar Ko Ghar Aaya To Woh Bathtub Mein Chaukidaar Ke Sath Naha Rahi Thi. </div> <div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10150" style="font-size: small;"></div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">    Santa :- Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hee Nahin Aayee, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi.. Bunta :- Toh Exchange Kyun Nahin Kiya Santa:- Arrey Praji, Kisse Kehta...Neeche Ke Seat Pe Koi Bhi Nahin Tha.</div><div style="font-size: small;"></div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa  :-  Is Mirror Ki Kya Guarentee Hai. Dukandar :-  Aap Isse 100 Floor Se Niche Girao, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Ye Mirror 99 Floor Tak Nahin Tutega Santa :-  Wah Bhai Wah !! Pack Kar Do..!.. Jasmeet :- Lo Light Chalee Gayee..Garmee Lag Rahee Hai.. Santa :- Light Chali Gayee Toh Kya, Pankha Chalu Kar Do.. Jasmeet :- Lo! Ki Na Vahi Sardaron Walee Baat...                 Agar Fan Chalu Kiya Toh Mombatti Bhuj Nahin Jayegee...                      </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Singh Ne Ek Kawa Paal Liya..</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Aab Soochne Laaga..Kya Naam Raakhe ? Kawa Bauhot Mulayam Tha.. To Sochne Ke Baad Usne Apne Kawve Ka Naam 'Microsoft'</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Mi-Crow-soft  Rakh Diya.</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"></div> <div align="center" style="font-size: small;"></div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> Santa:- Oye Puttar..Gabra Mat. Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai  Beta :- Oye Papaji, Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai.. </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Ke Tu Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai.              </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Bibi Ko 500 Ka Note Deke Kaha, </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10155" style="font-size: small;">Humne Yeh Kam Kabhi Free Mein Nahin Kia. BiBi Ne 200 Wapas Deke Kaha,  Humne Bhi Apno Se Kabhi Jyada Nahin Liya.</div><div style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Aur Jasmeet Ko Ladki Hui.. </div><div align="center">Jasmeet :-  Sunoji, Jab Yeh Badi Hogi Toh Ladke Usse Patayengey Santa :-  Oye, Koi Gal Nahin Jassi, Maine Is Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Liya Hai. Jasmeet :-  Kya Solution? Santa :-  Hum Iska Naam �Didi� Rakhengey Bunta Singh Puri Zindgi Sochta Raha, </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10156">... Sochta Raha ... Sochta Raha ... Sochta Raha ... Aur Sochte Sochte Sow Gaya Ke Agar Meri Sister Ke 2 Bhai Hai To Mere Kyu Nahi.. Nasa Mein Santa Aur Bunta Ko Chand Pe Bheja Gaya, </div><div align="center">Rocket Uda Magar Adhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya. ....Un Se Pucha Gaya To Bole...:- Aaj Amaswas Hai Chand To Nahi Hoga. Santa Jungle Mein Ghoom Raha Tha.. </div><div align="center">Pedh Par Ek Saap Latha Hua Dikhayee Diya..</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10159">Paas Gaya Aur Bola..Iss Tehra Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badhtee.. Ghar Jao Aur Maa Se Kaho..'Complan Ya Ovaltine' Pilayee... </div><div align="center"> Bunta Aur Preeto Train Ke Liye Platform Par Khade The Itane Me ' PUNJAB MAIL'  Aayee, Bunta  Bhag Kar Train Par Chad Gaya... </div><div align="center">Aur Bibi Preeto Se Bola.. </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10161">Jab ' PUNJAB FEMALE'  Aaye To Chad Jaana..! Santa :-  Parso Meri Biwi Khuwe Me Gir Gayee, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi.. Banta :-  Ab Kaisi Hai Wo..? Santa :-  Ab Theek Hi Hogi, Kal Se Khuwe Se Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.! Bunta Nalke Par Paani Pee Raha Tha..</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10179">Kuch Loog Jaama Ho Gaya... Bunta Bola:- Arrey Ab Kya Ek Sardar Chain Se Paani Bhi Naih Pi Sakta..</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1414341486564_10166">                 Ismein Bhi Joke Chahiye Tumhe...                  Jaan Loge Bechare Sardaron Ki..!</div>                                                   (�`�.���) Always                                                     `�.�(�`�.���) Keep                                                    (�`�.���)�.�� Smiling!                                                        `�.�.��

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