Hindi Shayari: Iqbal Sheikh Shayari

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn9.staztic.com/app/a/3284/3284499/santa-banta-jokes-1-b-512x250.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="156" src="http://cdn9.staztic.com/app/a/3284/3284499/santa-banta-jokes-1-b-512x250.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1623" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1623" style="font-size: small;">Santa Aur Bunta Bank Lootne Gaye, Par Pistol Bhool Gaye� Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1705" style="font-size: small;">Kyoo Ke.. Bank Manager Bhi Sardar Tha.... Bola  </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1627" style="font-size: small;">�Vishwas Hai Kal Tum Bandook Dikha Doge� Santa Ke Pita USA Se Laut Aaye. Pita :- Teri Maa  Kahan Hai? Santa  :-  Woh Toh  Parlok Sidhhar Gayee!    Pita  :-  Ullu, Tune Mujhe Bataya Que Nahin? Santa :- Maine  Socha Aapko Surprise Dunga </div><div style="font-size: small;"> </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1720" style="font-size: small;"><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1718">Bunta :-  Praji Meri Dictionary Mein "IMPOSSIBLE" Word Nahi Hai..! Santa :  Ab Bolne Se Kya Faayda?  </div><div align="center">Jub Kharide Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na" </div><div> </div></div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1724" style="font-size: small;">Santa :-  Praji Tussi Aagle Se Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1721" style="font-size: small;">Banta :-  Cockroach</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1628" style="font-size: small;">Santa :- Cockroach  Kyu Bunta :-  Kyu Ke Meri Bibi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1722" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1732" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ko Apni Beti Ke Kamre Se Cigarette Ka Packet Mila.. Soochne Laga... Arre Yeh Cigrette Peeti Hai.. ? Phir Usse Whisky Ki Botal Milee..</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Socha...Arre Daru Bhi Peeti Hai ..?</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Cupboard Khola..To Ek Nanga Ladka Khada Tha.. Phir Soocha. ."Hai Whayee Guru..Toh Yeh Sab Is Munde Ka Hai� </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha Santa Ne Naya Sim Card Kharid Kar Usse SMS Kiya.. </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1632" style="font-size: small;">Likha.. Mene Woh Sim Band Kar Diya Hai, </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1636" style="font-size: small;">Ab Tu Toh Kya Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang Nahin Kar sakta</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1637" style="font-size: small;">               </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Oye Paaji, Apni Pregnant Wife Ko Itne Dard Mein Hospital Ki Jagah                    Pizza Hut Kyun Le Ja Raha Ho........ Santa :-  Kyun Key Pizza Hut Mein "Delivery Free" Hai.! </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1733" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1648" style="font-size: small;">Santa Ke Ghar Uske Sasural Wale Aaye, Jasmeet :- Aaji Jao Bahar Se Kuch Le Kar Aao. Santa  Bahar Gaya Aur Taxi Lekar Aa Gaya  </div><div style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Bunta :- Oye Agar Neend Na Aaye To Kya Kia Jaaye? Saanta: Neend Ka Intizar Karne Se Achha Hai Ki Banda So Hi Jaye </div><div style="font-size: small;">                                         </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Ek Baar Exam Main Saawal Tha, "Challenge Kise Kehte Hain?" Bunta Ne Sare Panna Khali Chod Ker Aakhri Panne Per Likha.. "Apne Baap Ki Aulaad Hai To Paas Ker Ke Dekh." </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">                         </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1737" style="font-size: small;">Banta Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya .. Aadmi Ne Pucha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?...Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Bunta :- Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Train Kya Cheez Hai? </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1642" style="font-size: small;">Teacher :- Delhi Me  Kutub Minar Hai.Bunta Class Mein Soo Raha Tha..Teacher Ne Utha Liya.. Teacher :-  Maina Kya Kaha ?.  Bunta :-  Delhi Me Kutta Bimar Hai .. </div><div> </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1740" style="color: #000099;">Santa :- Yaar Meri Biwi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai. Bunta :- Tujhe Kaise Pata? Santa :- Dopahar Ko Ghar Aaya To Woh Bathtub Mein Chaukidaar Ke Sath Naha Rahi Thi. </div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1743" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">    Santa :- Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hee Nahin Aayee, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi.. Bunta :- Toh Exchange Kyun Nahin Kiya Santa:- Arrey Praji, Kisse Kehta...Neeche Ke Seat Pe Koi Bhi Nahin Tha.</div><div style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa  :-  Is Mirror Ki Kya Guarentee Hai. Dukandar :-  Aap Isse 100 Floor Se Niche Girao, </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1748" style="font-size: small;">Ye Mirror 99 Floor Tak Nahin Tutega Santa :-  Wah Bhai Wah !! Pack Kar Do..!.. Jasmeet :- Lo Light Chalee Gayee..Garmee Lag Rahee Hai.. Santa :- Light Chali Gayee Toh Kya, Pankha Chalu Kar Do.. Jasmeet :- Lo! Ki Na Vahi Sardaron Walee Baat...                 Agar Fan Chalu Kiya Toh Mombatti Bhuj Nahin Jayegee...                      </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Singh Ne Ek Kawa Paal Liya..</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Aab Soochne Laaga..Kya Naam Raakhe ? Kawa Bauhot Mulayam Tha.. To Sochne Ke Baad Usne Apne Kawve Ka Naam 'Microsoft'</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Mi-Crow-soft  Rakh Diya.</div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div> <div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;"> Santa:- Oye Puttar..Gabra Mat. Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai  Beta :- Oye Papaji, Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai.. </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Ke Tu Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai.              </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Suhag Raat Pe Santa Ne Bibi Ko 500 Ka Note Deke Kaha, </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Humne Yeh Kam Kabhi Free Mein Nahin Kia. BiBi Ne 200 Wapas Deke Kaha,  Humne Bhi Apno Se Kabhi Jyada Nahin Liya.</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1749" style="font-size: small;"> </div><div align="center" style="font-size: small;">Santa Aur Jasmeet Ko Ladki Hui.. </div><div align="center">Jasmeet :-  Sunoji, Jab Yeh Badi Hogi Toh Ladke Usse Patayengey Santa :-  Oye, Koi Gal Nahin Jassi, Maine Is Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Liya Hai. Jasmeet :-  Kya Solution? Santa :-  Hum Iska Naam �Didi� Rakhengey Bunta Singh Puri Zindgi Sochta Raha, </div><div align="center">... Sochta Raha ... Sochta Raha ... Sochta Raha ... Aur Sochte Sochte Sow Gaya Ke Agar Meri Sister Ke 2 Bhai Hai To Mere Kyu Nahi.. Nasa Mein Santa Aur Bunta Ko Chand Pe Bheja Gaya, </div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1750">Rocket Uda Magar Adhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya. ....Un Se Pucha Gaya To Bole...:- Aaj Amaswas Hai Chand To Nahi Hoga. Santa Jungle Mein Ghoom Raha Tha.. </div><div align="center">Pedh Par Ek Saap Latha Hua Dikhayee Diya..</div><div align="center">Paas Gaya Aur Bola..Iss Tehra Latak Ne Se Height Nahi Badhtee.. Ghar Jao Aur Maa Se Kaho..'Complan Ya Ovaltine' Pilayee... </div><div align="center"> Bunta Aur Preeto Train Ke Liye Platform Par Khade The Itane Me ' PUNJAB MAIL'  Aayee, Bunta  Bhag Kar Train Par Chad Gaya... </div><div align="center">Aur Bibi Preeto Se Bola.. </div><div align="center">Jab ' PUNJAB FEMALE'  Aaye To Chad Jaana..! Santa :-  Parso Meri Biwi Khuwe Me Gir Gayee, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi.. Banta :-  Ab Kaisi Hai Wo..? Santa :-  Ab Theek Hi Hogi, Kal Se Khuwe Se Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.! Bunta Nalke Par Paani Pee Raha Tha..</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1754">Kuch Loog Jaama Ho Gaya... Bunta Bola:- Arrey Ab Kya Ek Sardar Chain Se Paani Bhi Naih Pi Sakta..</div><div align="center" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1759">                 Ismein Bhi Joke Chahiye Tumhe...                  Jaan Loge Bechare Sardaron Ki..!</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1773" style="font-size: small;">                                                   (�`�.���) Always                                                     `�.�(�`�.���) Keep                                                    (�`�.���)�.�� Smiling!                                                        `�.�.��                                       </div><div align="center" dir="ltr" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1767" style="font-size: small;"><div align="left" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1766">                                     <img border="0" src="http:///" />  </div></div> <div> </div>-- <div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1765" style="text-align: center;"><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1781">Don't Blame People</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">For Disappointing You</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Blame Yourself For</div><div id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1760" style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Expecting Too Much From Them..!!</div></div> <a data-rapid_p="4" href="http://youthcabin.com/index.php?do=/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> </a><a data-rapid_p="5" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> </a><a data-rapid_p="6" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Good Morning - Subha Bakhair </a> <a data-rapid_p="7" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/good-morning-subha-bakhair_26.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/good-morning-subha-bakhair_26.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="8" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Hum Apne Ikhtiyaar Ki Had Se Guzar gaye </a> <a data-rapid_p="9" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/hum-apne-ikhtiyaar-ki-had-se-guzar-gaye.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/08/hum-apne-ikhtiyaar-ki-had-se-guzar-gaye.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="10" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Thought to remember </a> <a data-rapid_p="11" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/thought-to-remember.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/thought-to-remember.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="12" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Na tamannao ki barish hui </a> <a data-rapid_p="13" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/na-tamannao-ki-barish-hui.html" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1821" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/07/na-tamannao-ki-barish-hui.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="14" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Kaho Ab Kia Kahun TUM Se? </a> <a data-rapid_p="15" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/kaho-ab-kia-kahun-tum-se.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/kaho-ab-kia-kahun-tum-se.html </a> <a data-rapid_p="16" href="https://www.blogger.com/null" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" title="Click here on below link Visit Our Beautiful Shayari Group Blog to Read All types Shayari Mails"> Koi ghazal suna ker kya kerna </a> <a data-rapid_p="17" href="http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/koi-ghazal-suna-ker-kya-kerna.html" id="yui_3_15_0_1_1447333051878_1785" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> http://beautiful-shayari.blogspot.in/2012/06/koi-ghazal-suna-ker-kya-kerna.html </a>

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